HAHA – Humanitarian Alliance Health Authority

HA has the noble wish to make sure everyone is fit and healthy. However, HA doesn't directly control HAHA as firstly, the political left would aim to expand it to the point of bankrupting the human race and breaking the economy. Secondly, the political right would be blind to non-financial and non-visible (aka hidden) financial costs and aim to shrink HAHA to the point of being a nice idea. Health is a political bomb and as HATTER already expressed the view that poor health is a barrier to entry and a hidden cost, the remit for HAHA was passed to HATTER as an economic concern from its very inception. The wise builders of the HA did this knowing that under HATTER no politician could touch HAHA.

HATTER therefore provides free healthcare to everyone through HAHA. HAHA also offers ‘walk-out’ clinics, where the EI Doc ‘decants’ a localised ‘fractured consciousness’ into a drone, making it its body. In this body, Doc walks outs to remote areas helping people wherever ou finds them. Docs ‘central nervous system’ is located across all HA Hospitals. The Docs ‘in body’ communicate all patient data back to the central Doc as fast as able (mostly instantaneously) in order to pass knowledge and disease data. HAHA has been credited with stopping many outbreaks before they happen, based on statistical analysis.

HAHA is the biggest drug developer and the medical industries largest customer. Most other medicine researchers sell the patents to HAHA at Net Present Value (NPV), which is the sum total value now of all future payments for licencing of the medicine. They do this as the researchers remove their risk and make a lot of money while HAHA gets both the use of the medicine without licencing costs and the value added from any crossover development potential that was not available to the creator. Note that any crossover development value that was available to the creator is included in the NPV. As HAHA owns all the current best medicines and drugs, most of which it developed, it doesn’t often buy in new licenses. HAHA actually makes money on selling its drugs to private hospitals that view themselves as a ‘superior service’.

All hospitals built by HABIT as part of hubs, are educational facilities and cross over with the universities in the hubs. Medical students have to take accommodation in the local community; although HAP checks all accommodation regularly. Equally, drug addicts who break the law and are caught by HAP are monitored by HAHA and cannot be released until their drug addiction is broken. A HAJaR judge will determine if there is causal drug addiction in a case when sentencing and a prisoner must complete both the prison sentence and the drug rehabilitation, regardless length. A person who steals an apple because they spent their money on drugs, can find themselves without a criminal record or a fine, but imprisoned in rehabilitation (rehab) for months (until the addition is broken). After the process is complete, most released prisoners are grateful but during the process, very few are. HANA independently watches over every case.

HAJaR viewed the ‘right to die’ as ‘a matter of opinion’ law, so HAHA doesn’t itself practice euthanasia but also doesn't block it. It will assist with the ‘before’ care of the person, including the signing of Compos Mentis Dijudico Corpus if the patient is able, or recognise a living will if the patient is not. HAHA will also help with the ‘after’ care of the body. HAJaR only recognises HAHA as an authority on whether or not someone is freely choosing euthanasia so any so called euthanasia carried out without HAHA screening is considered murder.

HAHA also acts as regulator and inspectorate. All private hospitals are inspected by HAHA, usually via a Doc decant.